Quotes - Funny Sayings - Funniest Quotations
Bart, stop pestering Satan!
- Marge Simpson
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all
kinds of useful things like...love!
- Homer Simpson
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath and she'd
come in and sink my boats.
- Woody Allen
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be
- Benjamin Franklin
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
- Mae West
Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more
likely to be female.
- Desmond Morris
But a lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it
would be hell on earth.
- George Bernard Shaw
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become
happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Chanel No. 5.
- Marilyn Monroe, asked what she wore in bed