Quotes - Funny Sayings - Funniest Quotations
The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
- Mark Twain
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn
are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
- Mark Russell
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can
fake that, you've got it made.
- Groucho Marx
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly
and lie about your age.
- Lucille Ball
This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
- Oscar Wilde
There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and
the worst of it is that half of them are true.
- Winston Churchill
There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!
- Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found
- Mae West
There are three ages of man - youth, age, and 'you're looking
- Cardinal Francis Spellman
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.
- Benjamin Disraeli