Quotes - Funny Sayings - Funniest Quotations
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep
his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
- Groucho Marx
The ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination.
The light at the end of the tunnel is just the light of an
- Robert Lowell
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness
and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
- Jilly Cooper
The minute that you read something that you can't understand,
you can almost be sure it was drawn up by a lawyer.
- Will Rogers
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.
- Jeanne-Marie Roland
The more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand
- George Bernard Shaw
The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers
merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too.
- Anton Chekhov
The Prime Minister has nothing to hide from the President
of the United States.
- Winston Churchill, stepping from his bath in presence of
The realisation that one is to be hanged in the morning concentrates
the mind wonderfully.
- Samuel Johnson