Quotes - Funny Sayings - Funniest Quotations
Never do today that which will become someone else's responsibility
- David Brent
Never give a sucker an even break.
- W. C. Fields
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder
is in the room.
- Winston Churchill
No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
- Rita Rudner
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
- Woody Allen
Nothing succeeds like excess.
- Oscar Wilde
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists,
and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel
- Bill Vaughan
Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.
- Lisa Simpson
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
- Janis Joplin