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It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
- Mae West

It's not the people who are in prison worry me. It's the people who aren't.
- Arthur Gore

It's not true I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
- Marilyn Monroe, on posing nude for a calendar photograph

It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.
- Mae West

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
- George Burns

It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV.
- Lisa Simpson

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen

It's the team that matters. Where would The Beatles be without Ringo? If John got Yoko to play drums the history of music would be completely different.
- David Brent

It's worse than dog eats dog. It's dog doesn't return dog's phone calls.
- Woody Allen

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
- Groucho Marx

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