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Top 10 Funny Quotes
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is
- Homer Simpson
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
- Mae West
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make
- Groucho Marx
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
- Woody Allen
I was married by a judge - I should have asked for a jury.
- George Burns
Never give a sucker an even break.
- W. C. Fields
Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning.
- George W Bush
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.
- Jeanne-Marie Roland
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
- Mark Twain
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
- Oscar Wilde