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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
- Homer Simpson

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
- Mae West

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
- Groucho Marx

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
- Woody Allen

I was married by a judge - I should have asked for a jury.
- George Burns

Never give a sucker an even break.
- W. C. Fields

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning.
- George W Bush

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.
- Jeanne-Marie Roland

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
- Mark Twain

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
- Oscar Wilde